“…and then Jane and Steve jumped over the broom. I guess that’s what all their people do”

“I didn’t like Vera’s food. Indians sure like spicy food! And almost everything was vegitarian! After that long Hindu ceremony, I wanted a burger, not curry”

“Jews love to dance”

(Is that thing? cause I had never heard that Jews were especially inclined to shake their groove thing. At least, no more than any other religion)

“I guess Maria had so many bridesmaids because Catholics have so many kids in their family”

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